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Grim X-pectations

Nov 20

 

Sonya Deanna Terry

 

Featured in The Grapple Annual 2014

 

Late last year I happened across an old theatre programme in a rarely sorted-through cupboard and immediately designated the booklet to a file labelled ‘Shows’. The file is ragged now and plump with mementos dating back to 1988. The programme my recent clutter clearing unearthed was similar to the others: pages crammed with pics of performers, smiling or open-mouthed, gesticulating flamboyantly against backdrops of faux-marble staircases or painted cities.

 

The difference here was the singers prompted a pang of familiarity, not because they were household names – the 1990 production of Funny Girl was an amateur one held at The Canberra Theatre – but because many became friends. We’d belonged to an exclusive club that focused on footwork, camaraderie, costume alterations, gruelling rehearsals and after-show cocktail events that brought out the show-off in all who showed up.

 

On the programme’s fourth page was a black-and-white picture of me among the other Ziegfeld Showgirls, a shy nineteen-year-old peering out from sequinned plumage, wearing the sort of expression worn by chorus singers of zero vocal ability, a nervous smile that spells ‘undetected stowaway’. Flicking further through the programme, I recalled the 1960s-composed tunes. In every rehearsal and show, I went silent once the orchestra started up, reminding myself that even pop stars lip-synched. True, they at least mimed their own voices, but at that point in time, pretend-singing hadn’t done Milli Vanilli any harm. Two years later the dastardly duo descended into infamy.

 

How, you may be wondering, did I ever perform in a musical if I couldn’t sing in tune? The audition panel gave me a dance solo because of my jazz-ballet and belly-dance background and suggested I double as a showgirl/chorus singer. They’d needed a Turkish dancer for the 'concert-within-the-concert' and had been looking for dancers with reasonable voices whose physical presence conjured the 1920s. Who would have thought the small mouth I resented would ever become an asset! As for a ‘reasonable voice’, well, let’s just say I have the angels to thank for the panel politely overlooking my flat ‘Happy Birthday’ rendition.

 

My 1890s-born grandmother had despaired of her own mouth when young. ‘Too broad,’ she’d said, shaking her blue-rinsed head. I’d been amazed. ‘But big smiles are considered attractive,’ I’d told her. She’d gazed beyond her dressing-table mirror with a wistful light in her eyes. ‘Now, perhaps. But not back then. In the twenties, we girls were expected to have rosebud mouths like kewpie dolls. It improved once the Second World War came around. Suddenly all the film actresses had victory rolls and enormous grins.’

 

Thanks to Funny Girl I revisited the era of my grandmother’s youth. Atop the magic carpet of costume, script and song, we each were transported to the innocent optimism of 1914. In my glittery showgirl role I marched to a military drumbeat for the

‘Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat’ scene down a mountainous staircase, in

towering golden heels...and then up again, facing the audience, in synch with the others. The brief twinge of stage fright pre-show

was nothing compared to the dread of stilettos getting

stuck in the stair-joins.

 

Lyricist Bob Merrill’s patriotic lines extolling the superior gunning abilities of American soldiers and reassuring mothers how well the nation would look after their sons once returned, echoed the propaganda that enticed young men to enlist and had a discomforting effect on the cast. Throughout high school Generation X had been exposed to horrifying doomsday documentaries that described nuclear devastation in detail and warned that this was where the Cold War might lead. Some of us throughout our school years had sunk into future-fearing apathy. Some had even taken their own lives. Others had got active in fighting for nuclear disarmament, had roared unashamedly along to the spirited protest songs of that flailing-armed rock star activist whose wildest deeds in more recent years, as our previous

Minister for Education, involved shooting goals for

Year 3 basketball teams.

Thanks to the threat of World War III and the 1987 AIDS campaigns, pessimism seeped into, and subtly tainted, the youthful dreams of Generation X. Few of us could go tenpin bowling without battling images of the Grim Reaper treating all and sundry like skittles, the theme for a commercial that brought renown to Siimon Reynolds, a 21-year-old Aussie advertising exec with a typo for a first-name. The initial hostility of his audiences, many of whom were parents of nightmare sufferers, did not impinge on Reynolds’ rising-star career. He went on to become the founder of a marketing and communications company now worth at least $500 million.

 

The theatre programme threw up one memory after another, the ‘casual shots’ page especially. Sipping Vienna coffees at Gus’. Lazing on tartan rugs by the tulip beds at Floriade's spring festival the day after bump-out. Cavorting through autumn leaves when rehearsals first began.

 

Ah, Canberra’s ruby-tinted autumn leaves! An event, six years prior to the time of the photo, faintly flitted back. Age fourteen. Trudging alongside a friend through crunchy liquidambar leaves near the cinema. Chattering excitedly about the movie we’d just seen: Back to the Future starring Dolly Magazine pin-up boy, Michael J. Fox, who, throughout 116 spellbinding minutes in his role of time-travelling Marty McFly, transported us into the post-war hopefulness of the 1950s. Fox then had us biting our nails when he returned to 1985 where a scary gang of gun-wielding Libyan nationalists were demanding the return of their nuclear fuel.

 

The first of two sequels was released in North America on the 20th of November 1989, with an Australian release soon after. Partly set in the year 2015, Back to the Future Part II featured those fantastical skateboards that never touch the ground. Since anything might happen in twenty-six years’ time, we teenagers refused to dismiss the idea of hoverboards. We might even have portable shoe phones by then – like Agent 86 had in the 1960s sitcom Get Smart – kept in our pockets though, rather than beneath the sole of one foot, and quite possibly referred to as ‘Maxwell Smart’ phones. And since we were no longer under the threat of Russia or America pushing the Big Red Button, chances were we would still be alive to enjoy our devices while skating over the clouds. That was if we didn’t fall ill from HIV first.

 

The HIV Virus, AIDS and other grim fears of Generation X were captured aptly in 1994 by the movie Reality Bites starring

Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke and a lesser-known Ben Stiller. Resonating with many Generation X-ers was one of Hawke’s lines. Ryder’s character says: ‘I just don’t understand why things just can’t go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on

The Brady Bunch or something.’ And Hawke’s character replies:

‘Well, ’cause Mr Brady died of AIDS. Things don’t turn out like that.’ Robert Reed, the actor who had played the lovable flare-wearing dad of a sitcom favoured by many Generation X-ers throughout the 1970s, had passed away two years earlier.

A year after, the late Christopher Reeve (aka Superman) would sustain a cervical spine injury that would paralyse him from the neck down. Back to the Future’s Michael J. Fox had already been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease. On the screen, these actors were invincible. In real life, their humanness and their mortality had become despairingly apparent and proved to the young and the star-struck that reality did bite at times, with none of us far from
its jaws.

I closed the theatre programme, pleased my generation’s gloomy expectations were content to remain in the past, and scribbled down a brief list of events in a place once called 'the future' in which you and I, and the rest of us, now reside:

 

1 – We’re still alive – and enjoying it.

 

2 – Michael J. Fox is enjoying being alive too, having recently starred in ‘The Michael J. Fox Show’, amongst other TV roles.

 

3 – Our nations are free of the potential perils of the Cold War

 

4 – We’re now only a year away from riding on hoverboards. Yee-ha!

 

5 – Advanced and interactive technologies - music, television, movies and Internet - allow us choices. We can emulate Marty McFly in journeying to the past. Owing to the sophistication of virtual entertainment, zooming back to the 1950s or the 1920s, or pretty much anywhere in time, is no longer an impossibility -- and doesn't require Libyan nuclear fuel to do so.

 

Along with the woes of immaturity and the raggedy pages of outworn uncertanties, history is dead, the red curtains have closed on it - and good riddance to all the dross! But the rosy glow of hope and fond, funny memories have thankfully never left us. They're as alive and as vital as we are.

Published 2014

 

Former Canberra resident Sonya Deanna Terry is a debut novelist, Communications student and rabid theatre-goer.

Details of her soon-to-be-released two-volume series  Epiphany can be accessed after the 7th of December 2014 at:

EpiphanyTheGolding.com

 

 

Posted by Grapple Publishing.